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horrifying-corpse:
“since sixpenceee just had their creepy dare game i thought i should post this creepy game i’ve heard about.
THE SHOE-BOX TELEPHONE
CAUTION: This is a magical ritual that calls upon the dead to communicate. This is for information...
horrifying-corpse

since sixpenceee just had their creepy dare game i thought i should post this creepy game i’ve heard about.

THE SHOE-BOX TELEPHONE
CAUTION: This is a magical ritual that calls upon the dead to communicate. This is for information purposes only. Should you choose to attempt this ritual, be warned that this is not a game and any results, both good and bad, may be long lasting, disturbing and possibly dangerous.

Things you need: 1. Your phone booth: a closet will do.
2. Your handset: a paper cup.
3. Your telephone box: the titular shoe-box.
4. Your telephone wire: just a regular string (the sewing kind). About 2 to 4 feet should be enough. You’ll need a needle too.
5. Scissors.
6. Some strong object to power the telephone box with; it must have a personal connection to whomever you’re trying to talk to. This is very important.
7. A single sheet of paper, a pen, and some sort of flat surface to write on.
Setup:

The outbound call:
Step 1: Wait for the end of your day, right before bed time. For now it’s just you and the night, just you and your thoughts, alone in your room. Don’t turn off the lights but do turn off your cellphone, your TV, your stereo, radio, computer, etc. You want zero distractions, and absolutely no interruptions. You want quiet. Then just wait for the “right time”. What’s the “right time”? It’s… one of those things that are hard to describe but you’ll just know it when you see it. You’ll just know. It may build up gradually, but when it’s finally there it’ll hit you, zero doubt. Only at this point may you begin writing your letter. If this threshold of certainty never comes within an hour, just go to sleep and try again the next night. If you’ve been trying for three or four nights already and the moment just never comes, then it may simply be that you’re not ready for this. That’s okay. Try a different person, or give yourself a break for a few nights. What you don’t want to do is write your letter while in doubt. That’d be a wrong number.

Step 2: Now write your letter. When you do begin writing don’t erase nor correct any mistakes you make (this includes scrawling words over; don’t). Don’t start over either. You only have a single sheet of paper and your first draft is your final draft. Explain to this person why they should give you a ring. Be honest. Let it all out. It’s not always easy. Don’t over think it, just write. This is why you had to wait for the right time. It’ll all make sense. Again, doubt = wrong number. Never dial a wrong number; it’s best to abort the whole thing.

Step 3: When you’re done tie one end of the string to the power object, and using a needle, insert the other end through the center of the bottom of your paper cup. Remove the needle, tie a little knot, and now you have a cute little paper telephone like you probably once made while you were a child. Don’t prepare this ahead of time before your letter. Write the letter first, THEN do the paper cup.
Step 4: Read your letter aloud, into the paper cup. Read it sincerely as if the person at the other end could hear you, including all the mistakes you didn’t correct. Just read them. This is your outbound call.

Step 5: Place the object and letter in the shoe-box, and place the shoe-box on the floor of your phone booth, your closet. Then close the box but don’t seal it -just let the lid rest there gently, with the string still coming out from under and going to your paper cup. Leave the paper cup standing on top of the box. Leave the scissors on the floor next to the box.
You’re done. Now all that’s left to do is to wait for the ring.

The inbound call:
Step 1: The ring will come in a dream, either that night, or some night shortly after. You will dream of the person trying to call you, and you will wake up from that dream, usually in the middle of the night, and you will know it’s time to take the call.

Step 2: DO NOT turn on the light. DO NOT say a word. Just get up from the bed and go to your phone booth. Is the box still closed, with the paper cup standing on top? Good, get in the closet, sit down, and slide the door closed ( a closed booth is particularly important in case the ring comes after sunrise, because you’ll need the darkness). If you find the box open, or if you find the paper cup knocked over, abort the mission and snap off the string. Do not take that headset anywhere near your ear. Use the scissors if you can’t snap the thread with your own hands.

Step 3: Otherwise just sit on the floor there and press the paper cup to your ear and cover your other ear with your other hand to help you listen. It may take a while. You may not speak. Don’t move too much. Do not touch the box.

Some people report an increase in call quality after tugging on the string ever so gently.This is fine but just be careful NOT TO OPEN THE BOX by doing so. Remember they’re calling collect, and if it goes through, that shoe box must remain closed for at least a few months. Again, you may not speak, not even if you are asked questions, not even if you’re ordered to. You already said your piece at the outbound call. For the inbound one just listen. Avoid noise. When you’re done (or if you want to hang up at any time), simply hold the box lid closed with one hand, and pull on the headset with the other hand until the string snaps off. In case of emergency, use the scissors. Keep the closed shoe box somewhere safe for a few months. Dispose of that paper cup later too. Burning is fine, just don’t put it to your ear again.

What if after three or four nights the ring never comes? Maybe they have nothing to say to you. That’s okay. Try another person. Don’t do this too often.

Disclaimer: This may help you get closure, but it could also make things worse.




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sixpenceee

Something from the sixpenceee tag 

It’s really cool. You get to start your life over again from scratch and you make your own decisions and see where it takes you.

I found it pretty amusing. 

You can play the game here

skullspeare

legit been playing this for like an hour

glitterproxy

going on 2 hours here

wearetwentysomething

That was fun but I got kidnapped.

danmyphil

this is rly good 10/10 plz play

sixpenceee
sixpenceee:
“The Life in the Machine by reddit user unpatriotic
This story was a top rated story. It’s one of those that make you hit an existential crisis.
Being a programmer, one of my dreams has always been to create an original video game,...
sixpenceee

The Life in the Machine

by reddit user unpatriotic

This story was a top rated story. It’s one of those that make you hit an existential crisis. 

Being a programmer, one of my dreams has always been to create an original video game, something that nobody in the industry has done before.

After seeing Spore, I became intrigued. Here was an attempt at putting people in control over a universe. After looking at what made videogames popular, I realized the main aspect was control.

Keep reading

timidwillow

Kuroshitsuji Masterpost

cieltbh

I’ve realized that Kuroshitsuji has come out with a lot of different things so I made this post to try to organize it all! So if you’re a little lost on all the kuro stuff thats out there or where to find it, this post is for you!

Manga

Anime

  • Season 1 - Kuroshitsuji
    Sub
    Dub
    OVA - Episode 25
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    Dub
  • Season 2 - Kuroshitsuji II
    Sub
    Dub
    OVAs
    Sub
    Dub
  • Season 3 - Kuroshitsuji: Book of Circus
    Sub
    Dub - Not Yet Available
  • OVAs - Kuroshitsuji: Book of Murder
    Part 1
    Sub
    Dub - Not Yet Available
    Part 2
    Sub
    Dub - Not Yet Available

Musicals

Movie

Misc.


I will update this post when new things become available!

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lamaenthel

shoutout to paris hilton for not abandoning her ‘micropig’ 

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when it turned out that it was a normal piggy who grew up to be a big fat fatty piggu

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chupicronian

Actually that’s pretty standard size for a micro pig. Pigs are ENORMOUS, dude. The average pig on a farm is 7 feet long and over 700 lbs. A normal pig would be much bigger than Hilton.

EDIT: This is a photo of the world’s smallest recognized breed of pig, the kune kune. I’m sorry cartoons lied to you all.

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This is the pot bellied pig, another famous “small” breed.

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This is your average adult pig.

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catbountry

Big ole’ pigs.

louisville-redcoat

Reblogging because I feel so misinformed about pigs right now. My life is a lie.

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darquesseworldkiller

this game is now my life. I freaked when I found it.

I had some trouble figuring it out so I’m gonna explain it really fast. Basically your firing cannons at all the Darquesse heads and she’s dropping lightning on you. Do not get hit by the lightning. I repeat you only have three lives; do not get hit by the lightning. Okay? Good. your arrow keys move your little cannon around and you have four brick walls to hide under but the lightning will eventually kill those too. Kill the little evil heads fast because every time they reach the other side of the screen they come down closer to you and the lightning doesn’t have as far to fall. Kill the big ones on the bottom of the stack first. The flying head is worth 100 points. Kill that head. But if you miss don’t worry it will be back regularly. Yay! Go get ‘em!